Sunday, October 30, 2011

And NOW, Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to talk to you about a subject near and dear to my heart...The remains of Adolf Hitler's corpse during World War II

As the legend of deserved death goes: Hitler in his  bunker on his las legs, took 2 cyanide pills, stuck a revolver in his mouth and blew his brains out as the cynanide pills were taking effect. BLAM! Choke. BRAVO! And the crowd goes wild! At which point not far afterward the Russian army flew over head and bombed the shit out of his bunker. POWPOWPOW!!! The Russians didn't find a CORPSE. They found the smoldering remains out of PIECES of a corpse and did God knows what to it. It's a mystery. Now if only that could have happened 10 million times over there'd be real justice in the world. But unfortunately, there isn't Justice in this world much of the time

Good Night Boston!