Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Harsh And Uncompromising Words: The Epic Novel (Based on a True Story)

Chapter 1: Adolescent Angst
Chapter/September 2: Do you Love America: Freedom Watch
Chapter 3: I Know Why You Hate Me: The Stalker and The Death That Followed
Chapter 4: The (p)Redator Squad
Chapter 5: The Best Revenge: The Rise of a Black President
Chapter 6: Penny Lane is in the (Middle) East. Tweeting Live From Everywhere
Chapter 7: Vanquish Thine Enemies With Divine Retribution
Afterword: Life After The Internet: See The Wiz.Pay No Attention To The Crotch-Rot Behind the Curtain!

Sorry, Them's The Breaks, Kid(s).

PRESS COVERAGE ON A LOSER NOBODY'S BOOK THAT SOLD ONE COPY, BOUGHT BY THE AUTHOR HIMSELF!

BIZ MAH-KEY SAYS: Dizz book is ah muthafucka!! It's the shiz-NITE! You Gon read it and you's not gon put it down! Yo.

A book by an author so good and amazing, you're not legally or contractually allowed to say his name on any of your companies shows! Aw yeah. Bend ova baby.