ME: "Hey Adsense! My project finally earned $22. I believe that's the minimum I need to actually get paid for what my work earns! How about a paycheck finally?"
ADSENSE: "Up! WHOOPS! Did we say them minimum was "$22"?? Whoops, we lied! Since our books are selling more, the minimum is now $200. You'll STILL get nothing and LIKE it! Go back to Chapter 11. We don't need your kind on our publishing roster. You've got some audacity to say we should be paying you. We're not obligated for that, don't you read your contract??"
ME: "WHATEVS MAN..."
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