Saturday, January 19, 2013

It happens to the best of us...Crimes Against Cool Humanity Happen


We rebellious counter culture all fear the day when it happens. The day when suddenly every moron in your class knows what the hell kind of stuff your into due to a changing industry and society. For instance, how suddenly, one cursed day in modern history, by some unlucky streak of bad luck, the uncoolest, most obnoxious annoying whore bitch slut GIRL in your class suddenly discovers your hobbies. It's a true horror story. Suddenly, the classroom sluts become aware of all the precious underground shit you used to actually like, BEFORE the classroom slut became a fan of it, too? Suddenly, one day the classroom slut knows what metal music and Jhonen Vasquez is. Fucking horrific how much that ruins things! It's the ultimate horror story: The uncool ones suddenly one day "discover" and therefore ruin all that stuff you like that used to actually be cool. Thanks, fuckin DeviantART! You ruined all my favorite fucking shit!

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