"Report, but DON'T Interact. Okay?" This blog has an absentee audience (much like an absentee ballet)

The amount and volume of people eves dropping on my conversations with myself is actually quite staggering. Got to be at least a few million.

Wish there was a better way to keep track of the response I get though.

Cuz I get a shitload. Tons of people keep tabs on just about everything I do. Used to it by now....

There's always that "fake" outrage when I point this out.

Don't know why people are so touchy about admitting their members of my audience. WEIRD people.

With WEIRD responses. Pretty much 24/7.

TouchEY!