Apocalypse Rap

On my best days in my life

I like to prophesize

How the world might end one day

But never to epitomize

The Fundamentalism of Doctrinary Claims

Cuz I'm Looney Wit The Tunes,

Not the End Times Game

But you see life ain't a game

I just starts off that way

When you're just a little kid,

you don't know what to say

So stick a fork in my body

Cuz I'm almost done

Well not really

Got a couple more hundred miles left to run

Staying healthy with the martial arts aerobics

Gotta stay tough

Bein' Healthy and Strong,

You just can't git enough!

West side to the Northside

To the Eastside to Midway and South

Cuz I'm never ever Lost

But I do have a Mouth