So I used Transcendental Meditation to create a Spiritual Protection and Defense Barrier...

You know. Around where I am. I don't trust this world. AT ALL.

I should really do something about my television sets and computers. It's much like a cockroach invasion.

Translation?

I'm gonna exorcise my Comps and TV (tai chi style!), as I sense MUCH dark and evil yet POWERFUL energy in them....