HEY CARL! WHY YOU SO LAZY!?

"Hey Dad, why'd you sleep in so late? You didn't wake up until at least 3:20 this afternoon..."
"Yeah, JOE. I HAD TO WORK! I HAD TO GET UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING!! I DON'T GET TO SLEEP LIKE SOME PEOPLE. I WORK, UNLIKE YOU!"
"Oh, I don't need to work, I'm unable too. I take medication that forces me to "sleep". Remember?"
*Cary grumbles incoherently, like a Republican Mummy*
Heh heh.