Yeah, you could get famous and go the "rich and respectable" Safe-Assed Hollywood route, go all Tom Cruise on us....

Or you could just do the easy thing and up and join a Vampire Cult of the White, Pink, and Damned to Hell, like I did back in Summer of 69'. You'll get all teh sex u can handle! YEah baby! Heh. Oh yeah, and surviving the whole thing. But that's never a guarantee.

P.S. - Thanks for watchin back then everybody! You all make a good audience for that sort of sick and twisted thing! You guys are teh BEST!!