I'm a screenwriter. I like to write screenplays for Action Movies only I get to see. Today I'll be playing the Bad Guy. Scene 1: "Hostage"

Joe walks into the room where his mother is standing. He pulls out a .45 from underneath his coat, walks up to his mother, and places it against her temple. He cocks the gun, fully loaded.

Joe

Hey, MOM. You know, I'm not digging the scene here. How about we go for a little DRIVE.

Joe's Mom

What?! Why are you putting a gun to my head??

JOE

Shut up! Would you like to DIE, or would you like to go for a car ride?

Joe's Mom

Puh-Please, don't shoot me.

JOE

Then do what I tell you. We're going for a drive.

Cut to:

Gun Driving Car Scene.