Animation vs. Webcomics: WHY MUST THIS BE????!!!!!

Truth is this. I am indeed a great artist, author, cartoonist,  and comic book artist, but I may never be an artist with a licensed online comic. I don't have a choice or say so in the matter. Webcomics never get licensed into animations. It sucks, but there's this barrier out there. Tokyo and Hollywood kind of hate webcomics. INCLUDING MINE. So FUCK THAT NOISE. The next best thing I could probably do in response to such an offensive maneuver Mastering Comic Books Made For Kindle, for $0.00. OR, I could just settle for the webcomics animation fail parting gift and consolation prize, The Lovely Parting Gift of free ubiquity and omnipresence in mainstream and independent media, new and old, being everywhere and everyone, in every country, in every state, in every region, on every show, in every movie, on every website, many videos, in every book and comic book, 24 hours a Day, 7 Days a Week, 4 Weeks a Month, 12 Months and 365 days a year, EVERYWHERE. Yeah, I guess I am that awesome!