These are a few of my Favorite Things. I just remember my favorite things, then I don't feel...so bad. Shhh. Let's just keep this between YOU and ME...

All right. I LOVE getting hand-me-down gun literature! I also love bullies!

So young, so stupid, so vile and venomous, so stupid, so begging for death.

Ho hum.

I won't talk maliciously about my penis and sex life if YOU don't! I won't tell if you won't! Or shoot you for the hell of it maybe. My penis is actually a .45 in real life. Bullets come out. Not children.