O.M....G!! Rough day at the office? Yes? Wanna rest? Yes? DON'T. IT'S NOT OVER. (Pregnancy scare)

Whew. That was a close call.

My dad called me no the phone.

I picked up the phone, home alone, holdin' down the fort for my family. I had been at war with my neighbors earlier that evening.

"Jay?"
"Yeah?"
"Hi, how are you?"
"Been Better. What's up?"
"Yeah. ****** (sister in law)'s not answering her phone. I've been waiting for her for an hour and a half or so. Forty five minutes or so. I'm not that worried but I'm starting to."
"Really?? Why??"
"Well, since she can't come to the phone, she hasn't called me, and I don't know where she is. I think she might be delivering."
"Oh...Well, what should I do?? Should I do anything?
"No that's all right. But ******, our father to be, IS away in Ft. Lauderdale. You okay?"
"Yeah yeah. I'm fine. I'm trying to keep calm."
"Me too"

He was unaware of this "situation" at the time.

At that point I tried not to panic.

Got another call back 5 minutes later.

"Jay. Son?"
"Yeah?"
"Turns out she's NOT having her baby...yet."

Man. Being an Uncle twice over is stressful...Dodged THAT bullet.