"Bobby Dingly? Oh yeah, Bobby Dingly. Wayel, I'd like to say I knew Bobby Dingly and tell you the inspirational tale of his in-progress life story, but two days ago these people with cameras broke into my house by shootin' the lock offa thah front door, put a sack over my head, duct taped it up so I could barely breath, toss me into the backuva van, let me sit there for a day, shihtin mah britches, then after that horrible night of torture was over, they took my bag and tape off, shoved me into a Documentary Channel TV studio, started filmin' me right now, and told me "Say somethin good about Bobby Dingly bitch!", and so I did. But wait. WHO the HELL's "Bobby Dingly!" Did you make that name up? Why won't you let me on Wikipedia!? If you want me to talk about someone on TV as an expert, you could at least let me look dey ass up ohn Wikipedia!. Oh lawdy lawd!"
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