Oh boy! It's Tuesday, My Favorite Day of the Week! You know what that means! FANFICTION DAY!

Today's Chronicle:

Grand Theft Auto: Fear & Loathing at the Border

Fade in to:

Mexico - South American Border Desert - Dusk

Open wide on the Mexican Border Desert. It's mostly desolate and deserted, but there are people in raggedy clothes standing around, and Border Patrolment, helicopters, and trucks, armed with rifles and shotguns. Mexican citizens are wandering about.

Cut to:

Mexican Border fenced field - Further out west at the  border of South America.

A tiny car approaches on a wide shot of the horizon, it's a green cadillac. If we didn't know any better, we could say it looked like Hunter S. Thompson and his hispanic crony, Benicio Del Toro

Hunter S. Thompson

Where are we?

Del Toro

We're in Mexico, essay. About to cross the border.

Hunter S. Thompson

Whatever you do, don't stop

Del Toro

Why essay?

Hunter S. THompson

We can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY.

Hunter S. Thompson proceeds to flip out in one of his trade mark drug trip sequences. Bats cover the sky

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Hunter S.THompson

Alright Paco. Did you stash the cocaine? Hide the revolver?

Del Toro

Uh-huh.

To Be Continued....!...MAYBE!!!