Monday, September 25, 2017

The Recruiter

Hi J.M.,
We are connected on LinkedIn, and I wanted to check in with you to say "Hi!" as Summer winds down. Vacation is over, kids are back in school, and we are anticipating a very busy fall as companies continue to hire. Tech continues to boom, and we have seen a bunch of IPOs, acquisitions, and record earnings of public companies in the last few months. Salaries continue to tick higher, and candidates have generally seen a 15%-20% bump in compensation when changing jobs.
Our current client list is diverse and includes public tech companies, late-stage startups, and seed funded startups.
Our clients are:
  • Developing cancer treatments using Big Data techniques to analyze DNA, creating personalized medicine
  • Building eCommerce websites including a well known fashion website and fast growing auction site
  • Using machine learning and AI to create a better consumer experience for help desk and call centers
  • Creating next-gen cloud computing technology
  • Making forecasting software for enterprises
  • Building Security software used by millions of consumers

Our current open roles in the Bay Area include:
  • Ruby Full Stack Software Engineer
  • Android Software Engineer
  • Security Engineer
  • UI Architect
  • UI/Front End Engineer
  • VP of Engineering
  • Director of Software Operations
  • Director of Analytics - Software Development
  • Sr Director - Software Engineering
  • Sr Director UX
  • BioInformatics Engineers
  • Java Backend & Full-Stack Engineers
  • Data Scientist
  • QA Engineer/SDET
  • C# .NET Engineer
If you are looking around, please send me a resume as a first step. I can be reached at (000) 000-0000 if you want to follow up after submitting a resume or wish to chat about the state of the high tech economy, our current political situation in Washington, or the impending NFL Season. 
Also, do keep me in mind if your team is currently hiring and you need recruiting help!
Regards,

Mark Dinan
Dinan & Associates

Saturday, September 23, 2017

Why I hate code heavy web design.What is this.The year 2001??

Some sites have such cryptic web design. Wordpress. Webcomics Nation. DeviantArt. ComicFury, FeedBurner. Webs. The Pirate Bay. BitTorrent. Lulu. Scribd.


These sites are ANYTHING BUT user friendly. And their popularity and likeability suffers because of it. They're still relying on users to all be tech savvy people. Which is annoying and frustrating for NON tech savvy people.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

J M Matthews, Soundcloud Alternative Metal Album: Somewhat Disturbed, T...

Hack the Hackers: Computer LAN/WIFI Safety Tutorial and Video. Secrets of banning Wi-fi Network neighbors and hackers


  1. Download “Wireless Network Watcher” software to Expose their I.P. - wnetwatcher zip file in your hard drive.

Transcribe the I.P.'s that aren't owned by you or your software (most likely hackers and neighbors who broke into your wifi system.


Follow the instructions in the video below to expel and ban these I.P.'s from your computer system.....




AMAZING!!!!! Ta-da, no more reddit webcam feeds and right click hijacking.

My Computer Is Safe Again!!! YES!!!! I'm a genius!!!

And if anyone tries to interfere by hijacking your mouse to try to stop you, DISABLE ALL UNWARRANTED AND UNSOLICITED Hacker-caused right clicking....

And tell em' Joe sent you!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Read the Behind the Scenes Story of the Lost Bestseller Manga Amazon doesn't want you to know about...

there was a grave misunderstanding between me and this Amazon employee. Because my "Budget" said $50,000 (which is not what you owe, it's the net worth of your campaign, which is a fortune above what you actually pay, which is in the hundreds, usually under $1,000, almost never more than $1,000. He irresponsibly just assumed my budget size was much "you owe." He actually just assumed I owed a massive amount. He actually had the nerve to claim I owed a whopping "$150,000.00" and told me this over the phone in 2013, check the phone records for J.M. customer service in 2013, and find out what this guy's name is and fire him. As it turned out, I owed Amazon less than $200.00

I'm considering suing his employee, if you can only figure out what his NAME is. He only said his first name, and I think I dealt with 2 or 3 people who did that at the time. This resulted in my old JM KDP account being banned entirely, And I still can't access the Amazon account associated with that first AMS account, yet ironically and by some miracle and change of fate, my first AMS account never got banned, just disabled. I've been trying to undo the financial damage to my account this employee has done by his assumptions and misinformed IOU ammounts on Amazon KDP and AMS. I lost a lot of money because of this. I even had the number one selling Amazon Kindle Manga Title, you can look it up: End Times: Anthology, by J.M. Matthews. But that got yanked from the f*cking BESTSELLER LIST Even because some high and mighty Amazon employee(s) doesn't know how AMS analytics f*cking work. I lost all my bestseller money, to say nothing of all the other titles I was advertising and selling successfully. But he/they took that from me, and on a false pretense no less. Now I have a bad reputation with Amazon kindle and it's all because of him. FIRE HIM.

Or at least do something about it. This treatment I've been receiving isn't fair. And is very damaging. Please understand.

-JM Matthews

Saturday, September 9, 2017

The Following Creatives have responded to my Student Film Job Offer on LinkedIn

Contacted Directly:

  • Michael Barita (Full Sail University)
  • Alex Harris (Telltale Games, Savannah College of Art and Design)
  • Danny Moore (Mascot Books, EVOK Advertising, Auburn University)
  • Mary Lin (Third Millennium Ministries, University of Central Florida)
  • Dalissa Javier (TJMAXX, Love Culture)
  • Leonard Similien (GALAXY SHRED STUDIOS LLC


Contacted me about my Job opening:

  • Craig Bowman (Fullsail University, Ringling School of Art and Design)
  • Pedro Flores (Fullsail University, MassExodus)
  • Les Brown (Fullsail University, MG Studios)
  • Luis Suarez (Full Sail University
  • Keith Harmon (Electronic Arts)
  • Daniel Talavera (University of Central Florida)
  • J. Mac McNaughton (NBCUniversal Media, Prysm)
  • Alfredo Salkeld (Arnold Worldwide)
  • Michael Wedsworth (Walt Disney World)
  • Larry Lauria (ISLAND ANIMATION)
  • Jon Craine (NBCUniversal Media)
  • Robert Morrison (Universal Studios)
  • Rita Taubeh (Full Sail University, Digital Arts & Design)
  • Matt Tardiff (3DMotive)
  • Pam Darley (IDEA, Inc.)
  • Anthony Michaels (Ringling School of Art and Design)
  • Heidi Bromund (Full Sail)
  • Phillip Shaw (Universal Beijing; Walt Disney Imagineering)
  • Enriko Smith (Full Sail University)
  • Alexander McDaniel (The Lo-Fi Apocalypse)
  • Matthew J Killian (The DAVE School, Ringling School of Art and Design, Valencia)
  • Meghan Stockham (ITEC Entertainment, GameSim, Ringling School)
  • Kareem Patterson (Walt Disney Imagineering)
To all of you, I say, thanks!

Currently Recruiting for a Student Animated Short Film, for the JM Media Animation Studio

What is Ash Ketchum's Strongest Team?

Upcoming New Kindle Book Manuscripts I'm Developing and/or Writing...

  • MONO: The Illustrated Prose Anthology Megamix (Kindle Edition)
  • Art Manifested - The Art of J.M. Matthews (Re-Release)
  • The Tweets of J.M. Matthews
  • Pulp Tales of the Fantastical: A Short Story Anthology
  • BLOGS: A Collection of Digital Web Entries
  • The Scripts Collection
  • IDENTITY: A Science Project

Monday, September 4, 2017

Yes, I am aware you can get expelled by kicking the bully's ass and shooting him...

Still worth it, tho.

Journals: Chapter 236 by J.M. Matthews

My Other New Book


Essays: A Series of Philosophical Contemplations by J.M. Matthews

MY NEW BOOK

Ken Wilber's New Manifesto

J.M. Matthews Discovers His Flash Animation Software..

Fortunately or unfortunately (due to the intense workload this will take), I'm doing something innovative with Flash which I'm surprised to find has never been done before by other animators outside of Japan. I'm using a hybrid style. I'm treating Flash software as though it were a traditional anime or animation studio that existed before Flash. I used to fucking HATE Flash. Now I'm hoping to revolutionize it and innovate with it. And the best part is I'm not even using a budget outside of purchasing Flash animation software years ago. I want to do to Adobe Flash and Digital Animation what I did to Animation Screenwriting. I contributed a shitload of new elements. I naturally think outside the box. Photoshop might be an exception. I'm not importing a single JPEG image file into flash that isn't a scanned piece of artwork I didn't draw by hand.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Do the Pokerap! Role Call!

You want new characters in my story franchises, TV, and Movies, I'll show and name you a whole SHITLOAD!!! New Characters (good and bad, nonchronological)


  1. Dexter Mason
  2. Anthony
  3. Jinnel
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. Cary Alberts
  6. Jhonen Vasquez
  7. Thomas Romain
  8. Thom Yorke
  9. Chris Hansen
  10. Thomas Merton
  11. Glen Sorrell
  12. Maryanne
  13. YouTube
  14. Nickelodeon
  15. Stephen Hillenberg
  16. Otomo
  17. LeSean Thomas
  18. Alyssa
  19. Aiden
  20. Abe
  21. Todd McFarlane
  22. Phil Ferretti
  23. George W. Bush
  24. Osama Bin Laden
  25. Al Gore
  26. Michael Moore
  27. Texas
  28. Florida
  29. Atlanta
  30. Williams Street
  31. the Art Institute of Florida
  32. Panda Kabob
  33. Brian Johnston
  34. Big Brother
  35. Jesus
  36. Jamie Something
  37. Anonymous
  38. The Taliban
  39. ISIS
  40. France
  41. The S.S. Mariner
  42. Chrs Hess
  43. Chris Vasquez
  44. Digibro
  45. Adolf Hitler
  46. Seth MacFarlane
  47. Seth Green
  48. Nicole Cook
  49. Fornever World
  50. Funimation
  51. Karen and Amy
  52. The Twins
  53. Kevin Pareira
  54. Trash TV
  55. The Pornography Mastermind and Teen Puppetmaster
  56. DeviantArt
  57. The Battle for Media
  58. The Pirates
  59. The Boottleggers
  60. The Children
  61. Michigan
  62. Mr. Allman
  63. The Henrys
  64. Patty, Denny, and Shawn Taylor
  65. Peggy's Dad
  66. William The Conqueror
  67. Adam and Even
  68. Blondie Bully
  69. Johnny B.
  70. Mr. Mexican
  71. Tito the criminal
  72. Summertime
  73. Sunrise Hall
  74. MC Chris
  75. Marilyn Manson
  76. Bill Clinton
  77. Jimmy Pop
  78. Eminem
  79. Dr. Dre
  80. TimKirby
  81. John Dewees
  82. The Panic Monger Journalists
  83. The Crime Files
  84. The FBI
  85. The CIA
  86. The NSA
  87. Nasa
  88. Kermit T. Frog
  89. Yusuke Urameshi
  90. The Florida Neighbors
  91. The Florida Neighborhood
  92. The Bully Krew
  93. The 4bully Krew.org
  94. The Police
  95. The Japanese Otaku
  96. The Most Important Man in the World
  97. TheoVan Gogh
  98. The Southpark Jihad
  99. Viacommy
  100. The Therapist
  101. The Writer
  102. The Doctors
  103. Bryant
  104. Hamid
  105. Haji
  106. Lakeside
  107. The Hoot and Holler Ghosts
  108. The Banshee
  109. Nostradamus
  110. Satan
  111. Dick Cheny
  112. The Torturers
  113. The Antichrist
  114. The Church of Satan
  115. The Catholic Church
  116. Saudi Arabia
  117. Illuminati (Real or Fake?)
  118. Rebecca Sugar
  119. JG Quintel
  120. Gumball Watterson
  121. Richard Watterson
  122. Logan Grove
  123. Barack Obama
  124. Kevin Smith
  125. The KKK
  126. NAMBLA (lol)
  127. The Westboro Baptist Church
  128. Jim Jones
  129. Adam De La Pena
  130. Drake and Josh
  131. SJWs
  132. Spiez
  133. The airline Industry
  134. Stephen King
  135. Steven Spielberg
  136. Quentin Tarantino
  137. Adam, The Medium Chosen One
  138. Jerry Conser
  139. Consuelo Hughs
  140. Donna
  141. The Ghost of Christmas Spirit
  142. Chuck Jones
  143. Nas
  144. Biz Markie
  145. Schoolie D
  146. Dave Willis
  147. Howard Stern
  148. Sarcasm Man
  149. Big Face
  150. Bellamy
  151. Split
  152. Caligula
  153. Tara Strong
  154. Steve Blum
  155. Monkey D. Luffy
  156. Mono Jubei
  157. Doflamingo
  158. Dragon Billy(limitless violent and aggressive energy)
  159. Hyde
  160. The Rock Yakuza
  161. The Real Yakuza
  162. The Italian Mafia
  163. Tim Berners-Lee
  164. Ted Turner (Good Ol Boy CEO)
  165. Bill Gates (tough nerd)
  166. Mark Zuckerberg
  167. Lebron James
  168. Michael Jordan
  169. Kanye
  170. Taylor Swift
  171. The World App Indies
  172. The Webcomics and Anime/Manga Crew
  173. The Hikimoris
  174. The Weeaboo Kid
  175. Code (The X-Marine)
  176. Moment
  177. Enthusiastic Tony
  178. The Mysterious Wikipediasts
  179. The Google Gang
  180. The Beat Crusaders
  181. The Aquabats!
  182. Hub
  183. Cartoon Land
  184. King of Utopian Paradise
  185. Ninja Ninja Master!
  186. Basho
  187. Samurai Philosopher King
  188. Salaryman
  189. School Chum
  190. The Well Behaved Lad
  191. Dub Multilingual Genius Professor
  192. Clay Holliday
  193. Maria Rankin
  194. Nick Mele'
  195. Wacky Hawaiian Shirt 90's Nickelodeon Animator Man
  196. Dave Sim
  197. Slut Gurl dot com
  198. Old SlutLady16
  199. Mister Pornographer
  200. Johnny 5 Algorithm
  201. Carl The Awkward Scrawny Embarrassing Nerd
  202. DaveWillis, the screenwriter
  203. Savin Yeatman-Eiffel
  204. Gustav Eiffel
  205. William The Conqueror
  206. Surgeon
  207. One Punch Mangaka