Fan Blogging for the Creator Day: Today's Blog was Written by a fan named Bob, a BIG J.M. Fan.....

So hi. I'm Bob. I'm a big fan, or may have I say WAS a big fan of J.M. Matthews, till I found out how much he HATES his fans.

I walked up to a table and on the otherside of it was a disheveled bum that hadn't changed his clothes or showered in 7 days. The SMELL COMING OFF OF THIS GUY was RANK. But DAMMIT I was looking to get a J.M. auto from JM, wherever he was, so I soldiered onward. This guy looked like a dishelved bum who hobbled into the convention area and somehow talked his way to the other side of the signing table. Cheater. To my shock, the editor sitting next to him said "Are you looking for JM? Yes, this is him" he informed me. I suddenly found myself overwhelmed by 2 things: His fecal smelling stench and my own dissapointment at this "hero of the people", this insipid hobo who claimed to be J.M.. He then extended his hand. Gimme something to sign, he said in a drunken tone. I am  very drunk, let's get this over with, he muttered. The smell of fecal matter was quiickly chased away by the smell of urin as he began pissing his pants. Whoo doggy, Daddy needs a diaper change, JM muttered.

At this point I gave up on trying to meet my hero in this crowded place. Just keep your comic, J.M., you got pee and poop on it! Gross, I said as I ran towards the exit in fear.

Whatever you do, don't attend a JM Signing. He will soil your comic books....And his pants. All the legends are true-hew. Sob.