COMING SOON TO A 3-D IMAX NEAR YOU

DARK FANCY LOOKING FANTASY ACTION MOVIE

WITH A HORRENDOUS HALF-ASSED SCREENPLAY 

Which WE NEGLECTED in favor of GRAPHICS

Directed by 

J.D. Schmuck

Written by 

Doofus

MOST CERTAINLY SURE TO BE A BLOCKBUSTER! 

We did rip off JM aftterall. How could anything go wrong!!??