Let me tell a little something, women who pretend to be girls....

If you're a woman-girl who is actually 32, but looks 16. You're lucky. You're the hottest looking kind of woman there is, and I'd bang the shit out of you. But I ain't gonna fuck ya if you're 30, look 16 and go around telling everyone in the world and in L.A. you're "16 years old" when you're really 32. I'm looking at you, Mila Kunis! Fuck you and your AGE deceit. What's wrong with getting fucked by someone cuz you look young but actually tell the truth about your age. That makes you more attractive. Age deception just makes you look like a freak, a freakish LIAR. No guy will ever go near you if you look like a teenager, are old enough to fuck people (28 or older) and yet don't be honest with guys about this fact. Guys want to know your old enough to FUCK them, even if you LOOK LIKE you're not. That's a bonus. Not an embarrassment.

Why lie?

Look, ladies. Lying is wrong. I don't want to date a girl who's half my age and looks that way.
That would be WRONG.

I want a date a girl who LOOKS half my age but IS my own age, give or take a few years. THAT'S hot. Deceptive women who lie about their age is creepy.