Here's the major problem with traditional media, Hollywood, L.A., New York, television, radio. Internet killed the TV star. Traditional offline television is no longer cool for the most part...

Me? I'm Cool. Because I know Asia and the Internet and Modern media and social media.

Family Guy? Johnny Test? Nickelodeon? Viacom? For the most part. THEY'RE NOT COOL!!!

And for the most part, Nickelodeon and Viacom in the beginning aside, none of those things EVER WERE cool. Shock Humor, Clones, Clowns? News? NOT COOL. More like obnoxious and childish. They're about as "cool and hip" as my adoptive dad. As opposed to my birth dad, who ACTUALLY is cool. Or me, who is naturally cool and hip.

I watch TV during the day, one of the uncoolest times of the day, and I cannot begin to describe the number of times the phrases "not cool" and "lame" crept into my head.

IT'S NOT COOL! JAPAN IS COOL! MANGA IS COOL! TOONAMI 2012 is COOL! INDIE AND SUPERHERO COMICS ARE COOL! ACTION MOVIES ARE COOL! WEAPONS ARE COOL! YOUTUBE IS COOL! GOOGLE, MICROSOFT, and APPLE ARE COOL! INTERNET IS COOL! EURASIA IS COOL!

In terms of cool culture, something has to be cool to have any edge whatsoever.

NEVER confuse "cool" with "lame". That's mortal mistake number 1.

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