Uh...

Uh, I'd love to explore the "academic" nature of my writings.

I'll admit, some of my work has "educational value". But that was never what I set out to do. Teachers, Parents, and Politicians read too much into my work and think it's "Good for the kids" just because I avoid talking about sex, and all this despite how violent my work is. I happen to like killin people in my stories.