You see, Mr., Mrs.(?), actually I'm not SURE which gender you are. You see, Mr. Slimey anime tentacle rape monster. For some reason people find our star crossed love "taboo". Don't know WHY exactly. What did you ever do to them. Did you cheat on them too? Aww. That's a shame.
It's NOT YOU. No don't worry. PRETTY SURE it's not YOU. It's me. I know I should have been MORE TRUTHFUL about me being unattainable and overweight. Those just misled you.
That's okay, I'll pick up the check. We cool? You okay with "getting dumped". Why I bet you're the smartest, prettiest slimey tentacle anime rape monster in your entire class. You've got SOME future ahead of you. Shame I have to move on to see other people.
What? You're flipping out like Jerry Maguire, rampaging around town. Now you SEE?? This is why I broke up with you in public. I KNEW you'd attempt to go on a city wide rampage with SWAT Teams, Drug Dealers and Helicopters.
Shame it had to end like this. And he/she had SO MUCH POTENTIAL. A REAL GOOD APPLE.
Well. Bye!
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