Thursday, November 8, 2012

The World Conspires to Stop Work From Getting Done

The Procrastination Conspiracy

The World is a Procrastination Conspirator.

The less actual work I get done, the more smug, arrogant, and self-absorbed the world becomes.

The more important the work being attempted is, the more vicious and reprehensible the behavior of this world and civilization in America gets.

At some point, you've just got to teach yourself to put in some earplugs and tune it out. Silence it. Kill it. Murder it in its sleep. Break its legs. Do whatever you gotta do to FINISH YOU WORK.

FINISH YOUR PROJECTS. THE WORLD IS A FUCKER. CIVILIZATION IS A FUCKER. YOUR WORK IS THE ONE THING WITH THE POWER TO OVERTHROW THIS EVIL, CORRUPT WORLD OF MOTHERFUCKERS. IT IS YOUR BEST WEAPON IN THE WAR ON LAZINESS.

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