What's gonna happen next week? Getting bored on reruns waiting? Don't be. Just change the channel! Stay tuned!

Tune in next Thursday for an all new episode and material. Actually, tune in any time, day or night for new episodes/volumes/chapters/footage/fans/articles/message board posts/ blog posts/ celebrity appearances/ bannable offenses/criminal offenses/ condescension and facetiousness/ addicting video footage/ fan and producer and executive appearances, and essentially anything and everthing 24/7. Internet and TV. Always churning out new material they are. Even right now! When they're pretending not to! And instead do so subliminally!