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LYRICS - The Shark Fighter! By The Aquabats

 I'm a shark fighter

I fight sharks
I fight 'em in the water
Cuz that's where they are
When I smell blood
I come running
Better put 'em in a shark cage
Cuz my life
To hunt down the creature I despise
It's full of danger
Whose eyes
Those dead black marbles
They call eyes
This rhyme tells the story of the

(Chorus)
Shark Fighter
Toughest man in the sea
Shark Fighter
With his wavy blonde hair
Flowing so freely

I had a girl who was precious to me
But a shark took her away, you see
Now I fight sharks not for money,
But for love
And that ain't funny, yo.
And here's why
I will avenge a lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight
Against the underwater army of the night
This rhyme tells the story of the

(Chorus)
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks fry
I gots me a knife
A bandanna and a topaz necklace
Yeah I'm extremely reckless
I ride an otter like a motorcycle
Yeah I'm not kidding man
Yeah I'm not kidding man
Yeah I'm not kidding man
You know I'm just a...

(Chorus)
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks fry

girlfriends 2022

 This love spell and TV Renaissance is really curing my writer’s block. Love is one antidote for Writer’s block. I’ve had 2 girlfriends, Sarah and Summer.

I liked Summer. Summer was a panty flasher. She kept exposing her panties to me out doors.in sweatpants. I came a little. Whoopsie, my pants keep sagging. Wanna see? Tee hee. She also flashed her pussy and let me look. SCORE. Summer had short Jewish black curly hair just like mine and a hairless vagina, large bounce breasts, a tight ass, a potbelly and a soft curvy face

Turning 40 soon

 My forties is a time of celebration for me. Can you figure out why. My 40s is an opportunity to accomplish a lot of things for me, on my own this time.

Nightmares and Moneytales

 Did I mention it's a nightmare trying to monetize my site online? It's a tedious, frustrating process

Celebrity journalist

Did you guys know I have a LOT of idle gossip stored on dozens of celebrities I've spend time with

I've spent a considerable amount of time with the following celebrities

• Thom Yorke (52) (Music)

• Vincent Chalvon Demersey (57) (TV, Filmmaking)

• Thomas Romain (43) (Animation, TV)

• Savin Yeatman-Eiffel (51) (Filmmaker)

• Aaron McGruder (Cartoonist)

• Kevin Smith (50) (Writer, Filmmaker)

• Jhonen Vasquez (46) (Cartoonist, Animator)

• JR Goldberg (?) (Animator)

• Sasha Obama (20) (Politics)

• Michelle Obama (Politics)

• Michelle Rodriguez (Actress)

• M. Night Shyamalan (Filmmker, Screenwriter)

• Wanda Sykes (Actress, comedian)

• Nick Mele Hanson

• Danny Dante Brasco (Actor, Voice Actor)

• Aki Dearest (Vlogger, Actress)

• Joey The Anime Man (Vlogger)

I slept all day Memorial Day. I'm a tired Soldier

That's pretty much all I have to say about that

Good News, Bad News. Financial problems

 I own 7 debit cards, and they all say the exact thing on the phoneline

"You have a balance of $0.00"

Sucks, but at least I got the plastic bling.

Lessons From Living on My Own

• Don't spend too much money.
• Don't ask too much of your tenants.
• Keep clean, have good hygiene 
• Wash your bedsheets
• Shower every other day
• Don't let your neighbors steal your shit, or mail (that can get people arrested)
• Keep your technology, art, and literature and notepages in order.
• Find a quiet time and place to get things done.
• DoorDash is DoorDash For a reason
• Bum rides from familymembers, private drivers, and friends. Pay them for their driving if necessary. I don't know how to drive, or cook, or clean laundry, so i compensate and find cheaper alternatives to do so.

How's Things, People

Testing testing, one two three. Is anybody out there in the blogosphere?

I'm doing the best piece of modern literature this side of the Trump Blog. No more tweets for you, Trump. You, dear former president of the United States, gotta Blog!

These are a Few of my Favorite Girls...

Tammy

Lori Roth

Ashley Rogers

Ashley Pierce

Amanda Martin

Jennifer Almond

Eden First

My French and Japanese Clients

My international French and Japanese corporate LinkedIn friends:

• David Michel (co-creator, Totally Spies!)
• Vincent Chalvon-Demersay (co-creator, Totally Spies, Founder, Marathon Media)
• Savin Yeatman-Eiffel (Creator, Oban Star-Racers, Founder, Sav! The World Productions)
• Thomas Romain (Creator, Code Lyoko, Basquash!)
• Shinichiro Ishikawa (Founder. Gonzo Anime)

J.M. Matthews Meets Miltons (pre-porn 2002 era)

I remember the greatest class I took was at the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale. It was for the Media Arts and Animation program for an Animation class. Cali and Mari Milton two sisters who were heir to the Milton Bradley Game Empire, who have little fear of judgment, infamy, or controversy, sat right next to me in my animation class. They were not coerced or forced. They just had a crush on me, and found me fascinating, so they sat beside me. They laughed at all my gags and jokes. Good sense of humor. I was friends-classmates with the Milton Sisters (2002, before they began the porn saga). They had long black hair. And dressed like Kerouac groupies in gothed out black longsleeve black jeans beatnik cafe attire. They were around 16, I was 17, or at least it was that age range. The Milton's sat on both sides of me at my desk. I don't remember our conversations if we had any. We never actually did anything. I left them behind and went back on the bus alone to my dorm room. I didn't realize how famous and rich they'd become from porn making online later in life.

When Cary (and probably Peggy) attempted to baker-act me and destroy my academic career by Baker-Acting me from the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale all because I never talked to my parents on the phone when I was away, the Miltons were two of the first responders to me. They tailed and followed my parents car going straight to the hospital, unknown to my parents. Everyone was driving in the dark The drive their my parents were blitheringly terrified. They treated the Miltons following our car on I-4, with the way Beth, Mom, and Dad were treating it, you'd think the T-1000 from Terminator 2 was chasing them. 2 Little Girls had my parents by the balls. The Miltons were happy to see Mom forced to sit with them in the waiting room like some chump. Mom actually bullied the black haired Miltons when she met them. “Whore's aren't allowed in the waiting room” she said trying to discourage their active sexual fetish for me she'd heard of. Mom's dead now. The Miltons are rich and famous and I was their first mentor. I had 1 Milton on each side of me. I remember some of the classmates mocking them, mimicking their laugh condescendingly. They got mocked more than I did

Philosophy and Spirituality. The Joy and Power of the Human Self

Kindness

Kindness is important. It's a Healing Element. But there isn't enough of it being practiced in 2000s society. Meanspiritedness took over the world pretty much. But it's like lighting a candle. The flame carries onward. Just writing down the word is the literary equivalent of writing a temple candle. It's important to feel good, and be good.

Kindness offers us a type of spiritual meaning. And spiritual meaning is tied to emotional meaning

I think the best method for my verse is in short inspirational simple explanations to my readers, as if I'm writing a tutorial the meaning of God and Jesus in the Universe of Buddhism

Self and Other

The blessing and sacred energy of Self, and the Degrading Spiritual Pollution of Other. The Self can always achieve sacredness and Bless. It's the Other, Culture and Society, that's never so trustworthy or dependable. I can always count on myself for acceptance and happiness. It's the projections of society that tend to muddy the human perceptions and the vast landscape. The Self can bless and achieve sacredness. The others can only degrade and belittle.

We must trust in and turn to the Self for Healing. Never Oblivion or Malice of Society and the Outside World. The Self, My Self, is cable of Healing, so naturally I will look the the Depths of my Inside and Inner Self for Inspiration

Plus, the more we rely on the Others over the Self, the more those others will attempt to take advantage of us, abuse, demean, nad betray us like the predators those encroaching outside entities are.

Self-Power

Most Emotional and Spiritual Power comes from the self. If all your Power originates in your Self, that means you are fortunate that you don't have to seek anything outside your emotions or Self for Power and Empowerment.

Zen As The DNA of God

Why not? What if Enlightenment was and is God. What if All Emotional and Spiritual internal Self-Energy is simply God's DNA. God's DNA is Energy.

Goddammit Power is Depressing

I don't have anyone to talk to. I wish I could speak to people who read my books. If you've read anything by me, J.M. Matthews like End Times or Art Manifested or Journals or Manifesto, by all means, send me an email to talk to a real life famous person if you prefer.

My email is spindack@gmail.com. It has been for a long time.

Sleep Interrupted (By Fame)

Well, I was allowed some "Resting time" back when I was resting at the hospital for circumstances beyond my control. And I mean "Beyond my Control" as in there was a crowd of more than 500-200 people outside my window in the Seaworld parking lot there, who went crazy for me outside my window every time I made some noise. Unfortunately once I got discharged, things calmed and quieted down in the parking lot.

Walking to lunch.
J.M.: Mumble Mumble Joey getting something to....
Fan 1: Is that Joey?
Fan 2: That's Joey!
Crowd rushes toward area blocked off by walls and bars.

It is nice finally answering to a fan base and hearing a crowd giving cheers late into the night. Thanks people, keep up the good work!

There were rumors the likes of J.K. Rowling, Savin Yeatman-Eitman, Thom Yorke, Thomas Romain, Chiara Zanni, numerous publishers and musicians and people from my past came to visit me at Orlando Regional Medical center, many from Megacon, just to visit me, and they kept turning people away for some reason

The Key to my Illusive "Fame"

That's the thing about fame, people see all the praise that happens on TV, radio, and social media and just assume any artist blessed with ability, genius, or talent, will also be equally blessed with special  treatment, glitz, groupies, fame, and praise. But not so true. I'm still blessed with the same struggles, taunts, teases, and scrutiny of even the worst of humanity. To the point where I said "Wow! These people wanting to deny me all that special treatment must REALLY assume I'm trying to pull some high filuting acting!

If you're a normal manga ka or author, you don't want special treatment. That type of treatment isn't really what the rebels or regal members of the industry get. If they're treatment was above sub-average online, they'd be so distracted by their sports media fame They'd be crippled from getting anything done in their portfolio. it happens

In Bloom - By The Allied Punk Rock Heavy Metal Forces

And with that summer of 1945

UNTIL one Hitler Youth that Tuesday said "W-Wait, no more Hitler?" GOOD! FUCK HITLER Dudes. Hitler was a faggot! We're free!

And thus started the 90s alternative punk rock movement

What's on Twitch??

https://www.twitch.tv/jmmatthewstwitch

Watch jmmatthewstwitch's mobile stream from jmmatthewstwitch on www.twitch.tv

I'm retiring from Comics-Manga, at least Temporarily

At least for the time being, I'm either retired from drawing comics and manga. Drawing comics, really good comics takes every last bit of energy you've got, and a lot more. I finally reached the "and a lot more part". I still write and draw, but drawing comics takes more out of me than I can manage. So it's just sketching and writing blogs and books. I can't do everything, people. I wish I could, but that's not reality