LYRICS - The Shark Fighter! By The Aquabats

 I'm a shark fighter

I fight sharks
I fight 'em in the water
Cuz that's where they are
When I smell blood
I come running
Better put 'em in a shark cage
Cuz my life
To hunt down the creature I despise
It's full of danger
Whose eyes
Those dead black marbles
They call eyes
This rhyme tells the story of the

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Shark Fighter
Toughest man in the sea
Shark Fighter
With his wavy blonde hair
Flowing so freely

I had a girl who was precious to me
But a shark took her away, you see
Now I fight sharks not for money,
But for love
And that ain't funny, yo.
And here's why
I will avenge a lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight
Against the underwater army of the night
This rhyme tells the story of the

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His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks fry
I gots me a knife
A bandanna and a topaz necklace
Yeah I'm extremely reckless
I ride an otter like a motorcycle
Yeah I'm not kidding man
Yeah I'm not kidding man
Yeah I'm not kidding man
You know I'm just a...

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His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks fry