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UNCYCLOPEDIA:

Floridiots

• Charles-Fiodor Nadd, ex-governor and 49th President of the United States.
• Strom Thurmond, lead singer for the band Rush.
• Abe Vigoda, legendary singer/songwriter.
• Brett, that one guy who did that one thing that one time.
• Jeb Bush, brother of George Bush (See "moron presidents".)
• NSYNC, Mandy Moore, O-Town, Backstreet Boys, Bryan McKnight, Matchbox Twenty, and numerous other pop "artists" that people eventually love to loathe
• Shaquille O'Neal, holder of the record of eating the most catfish in one sitting.
• Debra LaFave, former teacher and current crazy woman.
• Ted Menendez, secret Cuban operative working for Castro.
• Alicia Ros-Liethien, another Cuban secret agent.
• Katherine Harris, perpetraitor of the 2000 Presidential election recount.
• Barney Frank, perpetraitor responsible for the 2008 economic crises, a gay man.
• Ned Hardee, reformed private investigator and third Hardee Brother, also gay.
• Nolan B. Canova, former gee-tarist whiz kid and current film-reviewer for The Tampon Times.
• Joe, some stupid kid editing this wiki who moved here because Ohio was too hot.
• Home of the extremely rare and highly elusive, endangered pink lawn flamingo.
• Christopher Walken occasionally vacations in Floriduh, because he is ridiculously old.
• Robert Trotter, super idiot who vacations in Wisconsin in the winter.
• Ted Bundy, his retirement home is Starke State Prison, home of "Ol' Sparky".

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