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Hackers

Essay

Hackers. Hackers Are

• If you know one, you essentially know all of them. They're actually all kind of similar. All will attack people and surprise people using collective tactics with a suprising lack of diversity. They are terrified of being mapped and figured out, and losing their so-called “invisibility” and anonymity. A few mugshots in the news might fix that Just a hunch. HaxorU.exe.
• Uh oh! They're onto us! Shut their PC down!!!!
• They're not all weak nerds. Many are strong jocks who drive white pickup trucks in Casselberry.
• Mind games
• They hate to be mapped and figured out
• Most of them can only access things that are plugged into a wall outlet
• Some work as writers for Comedic American TV networks. Many are contractors for the mainstream news and American media, trafficking information about vulnerable people.
• Are terrified of ending up in mugshots, as they are aware of it as a threat to their anonymity.
• Anti gay. Anti pedophile
• Pro hate
• Sociopathic
• Know when people are paying attention to them or seeing them, and avoid being seen
• Very aware of what is going on around them in other houses and rooms, have an almost supernatural perceptiveness of the people around them and human behavior
• Afraid of being mapped, discovered, and caught
• Criminal tendencies
• White pickup trucks
• Florida, Russia
• Firecracker, M-80s
• Collge age
• Bullies, both cyberbully and jock bully
• Verbal equivalent of sexual assault
• “Fag. Gay. Fucker. Fuck. Shit. Homo. Ha ha. Hee hee hee hee. Mocks your laughter”
• Both fat and skinny.
• In their 20s. In colleges
• In College
• Macho. Masculine, no feminine.
• Don't like you doing to them what they will gleefully do to you
• Florida. Russia. Boston.
• Hitler. Bellamy. Anonymous
• United States Opposition to Joe
• Like comedic programming more than dramatic
• They work for American TV networks
• Snipers
• They really, REALLY like having their words read and voices heard. But they absolutely HATE and FEAR you seeing their physical demeanor and face
• Mind control
• Aggressive intimidation tactics
• Not responsible with power
• Loud Stereo Truck or car
• American Eagle
• Sound Sniper
• Anime and Cartoon Network Fan
• Will hack anyone who's not aware of them or who's not protected
• Defenders of the so-called “Status Quo”
• Hate wimps
• Gain access through LAN Local Intrusion to neighboring consoles and Malware Haxor.exe download doppelganger files
• They want need, and feed off of publicizing scapegoats, and love to hide behind scapegoating
• Rat. Dragon. Eagle. Double. Conservative. American.
• They only want you to THINK your secure and safe, so they can observe you and strike like an invisible Dash Jock Ninja from the Shadows and down the street
• They're best defense is a wall or fence and misidirection
• Schizoidal
• They are the “Voices in Your Head”