FearTown USA....Tune in Next Week. When we COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU. Do not be alarmed. Storm Advisory.

Fear of the Dark? No. Haven't been afraid of the dark in decades. I embrace it. Black is my favorite color. Someone afraid of a darkened room wouldn't feel that way.

But you know what's REALLY scary and terrifying?

Television. Feeling like it's watching you, feeling like IT KNOWS YOU'RE THERE. Feeling it can SENSE YOU. And Ultimately, feeling like the faceless corporations and  actors behind it are conspiring and OUT TO GET YOU. I think tons of Americans share this fear.

That's right, I'm afraid of my own TV. I don't like to keep it on for long, it keeps giving off this possessed, evil, sociopathic, gang stalking, power hungry, unearthly,, conspiratorial vibe, like it's this lurking creature attempting to suck out your soul and all the light in your body through your eyesockets.

TV Scare the SHIT OUT OF ME. Not literally, but then again, I don't know WHAT my TV'S telling all of YOU...now do I.

Who knew the soul of your TV could give off such a malicious, predatory vibe from the personalities on screen anyway? Worse than a bad drug trip, not that I do drugs. 

Seriously....

Documentaries, War Channels, Criminal Profiles, Horror Movie Promos, The Evening and Morning News, Cop Shows, Confrontational Shows, NBC, Viacom, MSNBC, Talk Shows, Laugh Track Sitcoms. New School Nickelodeon. Disney. It's all incredibly RACIST, BIGOTED, STEREOTYPED, IGNORANT, INTENTIONALLY SNOTTILY ANNOYING....

And above all TERRIFYING TO THE EVERYMAN NOWADAYS.

The only thing NOT scary is children's shows (mostly), Retro 90s and 80s Cartoons, Retro TV, Success Stories, some of the quieter Adult Swim Shows, and Anime. Everything else is loud and scary as hell and just waiting for the next moment to point fingers and shout at you, ugh, ugh. Vacant special rapist guest creepy ass intention stammer.