I accept payments of money of course. A job well done is NOT it's own reward. Money is.

Figuring out how I want to be compensated for my contributions to humanity, culture, entertainment, the internet, showbiz, and the media is easy. I want money. I want money and ONLY money, and lots of it. The only thing I want IS money. Fuck you if you make it more complicated than that. Pay me and I'll take your side and help you out like I helped out all the rest. You want to reward me, PAY ME MONEY. I accept money payments in cash, credit-card, paypal, and paycheck.