If my father were a war general in another lifetime, his "strategy" would be this:
"Do the most obvious, most direct, most naked thing possible, and don't anticipate any strategic or defensive moves on any of your enemy's parts. They'll just let you into their home base of course!"
&
"Full frontal assualt on the main road, fully advertised to the enemy, and full exposure of all defenses that are easy for enemies to spot"
Good luck with that, Dad. Go let someone kill you, because they definitely will.
