J.M. Matthews
@JosephMSorrell @ twitter
Sunday, December 4, 2022
Monday, September 12, 2022
LYRICS - The Shark Fighter! By The Aquabats
I'm a shark fighter
I fight sharks
I fight 'em in the water
Cuz that's where they are
When I smell blood
I come running
Better put 'em in a shark cage
Cuz my life
To hunt down the creature I despise
It's full of danger
Whose eyes
Those dead black marbles
They call eyes
This rhyme tells the story of the
(Chorus)
Shark Fighter
Toughest man in the sea
Shark Fighter
With his wavy blonde hair
Flowing so freely
I had a girl who was precious to me
But a shark took her away, you see
Now I fight sharks not for money,
But for love
And that ain't funny, yo.
And here's why
I will avenge a lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight
Against the underwater army of the night
This rhyme tells the story of the
(Chorus)
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks fry
I gots me a knife
A bandanna and a topaz necklace
Yeah I'm extremely reckless
I ride an otter like a motorcycle
Yeah I'm not kidding man
Yeah I'm not kidding man
Yeah I'm not kidding man
You know I'm just a...
(Chorus)
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks fry
Thursday, July 21, 2022
girlfriends 2022
This love spell and TV Renaissance is really curing my writer’s block. Love is one antidote for Writer’s block. I’ve had 2 girlfriends, Sarah and Summer.
I liked
Summer. Summer was a panty flasher. She kept exposing her panties to me out
doors.in sweatpants. I came a little. Whoopsie, my pants keep sagging. Wanna
see? Tee hee. She also flashed her pussy and let me look. SCORE. Summer had
short Jewish black curly hair just like mine and a hairless vagina, large bounce
breasts, a tight ass, a potbelly and a soft curvy face
Friday, March 4, 2022
Turning 40 soon
My forties is a time of celebration for me. Can you figure out why. My 40s is an opportunity to accomplish a lot of things for me, on my own this time.
Sunday, February 13, 2022
Nightmares and Moneytales
Did I mention it's a nightmare trying to monetize my site online? It's a tedious, frustrating process
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Celebrity journalist
Thom Yorke (52) (Music)
Vincent Chalvon Demersey (57) (TV, Filmmaking)
Thomas Romain (43) (Animation, TV)
Savin Yeatman-Eiffel (51) (Filmmaker)
Aaron McGruder (Cartoonist)
Kevin Smith (50) (Writer, Filmmaker)
Jhonen Vasquez (46) (Cartoonist, Animator)
JR Goldberg (?) (Animator)
Sasha Obama (20) (Politics)
Michelle Obama (Politics)
Michelle Rodriguez (Actress)
M. Night Shyamalan (Filmmker, Screenwriter)
Wanda Sykes (Actress, comedian)
Nick Mele Hanson
Danny Dante Brasco (Actor, Voice Actor)
Aki Dearest (Vlogger, Actress)
Joey The Anime Man (Vlogger)