Yeah, I forgive Google. They're one of my 3 most powerful allies....

I still don't forgive YOU THOUGH!!! BIN LADEN!!!! DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

It's okay, Google...

I forgive you.

We cool?
Yeah. We cool.

Inside the Mind of a Saint..

I'm not sure when exactly it was that I first discovered I was touched by God, and was put on this earth to help Heal the World and bring peace to God's children. But I was. God just wants you to be happy. Love him and he will love you in return. God is the only one who can unite the world. And he speaks through me from time to time. Not all the time, though.

I like messages of hope.

That and saving the world. Never condemning my fellow man...Thanks Internet.

Sincerely,

The President of the United States of the World

I'm Back, Bitches!

Hi ME!!!!!

I got too new accounts you should check, religiously...

Adult Swim
DeviantART

I'm so sexy, aren't I...

Well, that's what goils tell me.

Let's meet at 13 n' FUX! lulz

Seriously, though. Most famous people AREN'T going to read what EVERYONE online says on Twitter and boards and comments sections. And it's not in their job descriptions to follow popular opinion and do what the sellout powers that be  tell them. We all want to have a heart and post goofy fotos online. Don't we?

*Visits Japan*

Dood. Yer ah Jenius. You dream up the best shit. You're a GOD Kishimoto.

Ah, nuh. I just constantly strive to emulate dah truff of dah Eichirii Oda or DragonBall Whatever Series, and ah, It is yoo who provided me the honah. Bows* Domo, Bows deeper. Hai.

Dood. Take dah fuckin COMPLIMENT man. Forget about being nice, kind and humble towards Bambi's mother or whatever. You're a fuckin God genius and you know it. Take dah damn compliment. Oi Vey. Moebius could take compliments.

Ah Moebius.

Yeah, he WAS very good, wasn't he.

Hai.

Both at same time *sigh.

Word, homey.

Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2

SNOYOOHHP DAAAAWWWWGGGGG!!!!!