Monday, March 30, 2015

Why I HATE The "Future of Animation"

Why I HATE the post-Adventure-Time School of Animation "design".

College kids don't know a fucking thing about how to draw well with a pencil....

Here's the deal with poorly drawn shows like Adventure Time, Uncle Grandpa, Gravity Falls, China Illinois, Squidbillies, Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane, Clarence, Regular Show, and Steven Universe. It's an approximation of a line. Not one placed in a sketchbook or on computer paper by an artist, which theoretically is no different than that Pixar or Kung Fu Panda CRAP. It's not design at all. It's automated, autocorrected digital gobbledeegook. Not real art at all. Not pen work, pencil work, or line quality goes into it. Books like Bone, Tank Girl,  Calvin and Hobbes, and Spawn and many modern manga and bandes dessinee are all primarily still drawn  by hand. Hand drawn art in comics and animation has a certain textural feel to it. It doesn't feel pooped out of some PC processor's wacom answer to penmanship.

Graphics software and pen and ink tablets "autocorrect" mistakes without the artist even erasing any of his or her lines himself. It's just insane! The level of detachment an artist places between him or herself and his or her drawings.


When I see art I want to feel something. I want to know the artist took the labor and skill to put it there. If an artist didn't actually commit it to paper, you can usually tell by the feel. The drawing will feel automated, anonymous, empty, lifeless and hollow. At least have the decency to stylize some of your work and commit some of it to paper with ink and lead. Don't just hide behind photoshop all day. I don't care how many hours you're putting in. If you're not doing REAL Drawings, you're not doing REAL WORK, whether you're in Japan OR Europe. Pick up a goddamn pencil and make some good old fashioned lines happen. Don't be an automated robot cyborg. It will show. Your drawing won't be your own. It will be you're software's and computer's.

Amazon, and the Importance of Having Work to Show a Publisher, Digital or Otherwise

Amazon is a business. It works like a business. Amazon has begun thinking and acting more and more like an all in one publisher, distributor, marketer, and promoter in its own right. All you really need is the pages, the PDF files, or the books and the content to publish online. That's what I ended up doing. Amazon has unveiled its own content distribution venue, and I happened to have content to circulate (END TIMES). 

Kisses Crucifix on neclace hanging over wifebeater....

Thanks for the couple dozen extra dollars, Lord.

Primetime Saturday Night. The New Appointment Television the Animated Week in Review: Animation Domination vs. [adult swim] / Toonami (verdict: Equally good)

Best shows on Saturday: Toonami, and Ax Cop.

Ax Cop was worth checking out, giving off a borderline Boondocks vibe at certain points, what with the detailed character designs and the action movie sequences, which were highly entertaining.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Newest List: Pop Punk, Required Listening From Your Elders

List: Pop Punk-Folk Metal Band Must-Listen

·         Weezer
·         The Lemonheads
·         The Rentals
·         Liam Lynch
·         Green Day
·         Marilyn Manson
·         The Smashing Pumpkins
·         Simon and Garfunkel
·         Rancid
·         Sublime
·         Testament
·         Flobots
·         Reel Big Fish
·         The Pie Tasters
·         Orange County Supertones
·         White Stripes
·         Presidents of the USA
·         Eels
·         Paul McCartney
·         Dethklok
·         Nine Inch NAils
·         Metallica
·         Bloodhound Gang
·         Pantera
·         America
·         The Who

·         Rage Against the Machine

Diaper Wearing Shit Smelling BRATS, and Wannabe Rivals

Also, I don't have any enemies or rivals in 2-12 children's cable TV animation in America just like I don't have any enemies or rivals in the sitcom industry. It's not my industry. No matter what they do or say, they're moving in the wrong direction and pursuing something greedy and idiotic: Namely making animation that only caters to children. This includes Manboy shows like family guy that cater to Adult Children, young middle school teens, and not real adults. 

DDDDDIIIAAAAPPEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

GOLLUM: My PRECIOUS. My PRECIOUS!

GOLLUM to J.M. - You don't deserve all that power. I DESERVE All that power!

GOLLUM: Give your life's work to me. HAND IT TO ME!!! SO THAT I MAY BREAK and DESTROY IT.!! My precious. My precious! Preys to his heathen god.