Wednesday, April 9, 2014

List: Best TV Animation and TV Screenwriters

Animation writing is an underrated profession. It also has a shorter history than animation draftsmanship and filmmaking. This fact exists because animation was not always scripted. Animation writing only emerged when animation itself became more complex and structured as a production medium.

So without Further ado,

Here's the greatest TV Screenwriters of the current generation, animation and otherwise...

·        David E. Kelly
·        David Lynch
·        David Chase
·        Dave Willis
·        Evan Dorkin
·        Breaking Bad
·        Yoshiyuki Tomino
·        Dai Sato
·        Aaron McGruder
·        Katsuhiro Otomo
·        Kenji Kamiyama
·        Eric Radomski
·        Paul Dini
·        Michael Reaves
·        Matt Groening
·        Trey Parker
·        Matt Stone
·        Chris Carter
·        Dave Filoni
·        Savin Yeatman-Eiffel


Tuesday, April 8, 2014

A drawing to cheer myself up...



Was feeling a little gloomy today, due to some serious financial problems that've been hanting me...relentlessly.

[lack of] Money aside, I somehow managed to draw a bit this morning earlier today, sometime around 6:30, 7 a.m.

This is my first attempt at a real, live production still and animation cell style sketch. (aka "genga/douga" as they call them in Japan.)

I realized recently my drawings don't have that full composition feeling to them, or a greater sense of storytelling or full scale fully rendered detail.

I realize my bad habits have been taking my style over, and no one had the heart to tell me directly...

So when I realize the mistakes of recent art, I decided I can tell myself...

Now that I'm aware, I've entered a process of corrective drawing to teach myself to sketch and draw in fuller compositions and richer detail. Closer to the way anime animators and directors over in Japan draw individual animation cells, which is how you draw an anime co production...if you're into that sort of thing.

Production sketches for an anime HAVE TO Look full and three dimensional and have a sense of composition. They HAVE to, or it won't LOOK LIKE an anime...

That's the secret truth about anime and animation a lot of people who don't work in anime (like myself in the past) don't realize. If you want to be the guy behind the drawings on your TV or YouTube or DVD Screen, you have to....it's a necessity that you produce drawings, high quality work that LOOKS like what we Actually See On Screen, NOT an Approximation or abstracted interpretation of it. It has to be in EXACT PROPORTION to the animation cells of your show themselves. This is achieved by thinking like an animator. Get inside the animator's head, and produce something that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE a Genga. Nothing less. "Less than that" used to be all I ever did. But I've made the decision I want to improve, even now after all my success with the arts. I want to take it and push it even further...and taking things to a higher degree is ALWAYS POSSIBLE, if you Try Hard Enough.

That's right kiddies! Ya called my bluff.

As some of you might have guessed or figured out, Production IG's Dead Leaves is one of my favorite films of all time, and Retro is one of my favorite anime characters of all time. So straight out of Tex Avery on crack I love it! I wasn't WATCHING Dead Leaves when drawing. I normally do not except sometimes, but the film and its animators left a STRONG impression on me, and the spirit of that film permeates much of my more extreme designs. Well, that and Yasuhiro Nightow's artwork. It's hard to explain in great literary detail, even though I specialize in it. That charmingly eccentric and bizzare, funky Rob Schrab and Hewlett like squash and stretch geometric angularity. That feeling like it's Leonardo Da Vinci or Todd McFarlane trying to emulate a Dr. Seuss children's book in animation form or something. That type of thing takes skill to make appealing, too.

The thing about Dead Leaves, and why it's an incredibly ingenious but underrated film? It's the cover. The cover does NOT do the film justice. Instead of doing the artwork justice by maintaining its integrity by going with a cell freeze (aka Ghost in the Shell), Production IG and Manga entertainment went with a crappily drawn "re-interpretation" of the films artwork. Now if Jamie Hewlett Himself (one of the films Western influences, clearly) drew that cover, THAT I could understand, but after seeing the film in its authenticity, it's just now that I realize some anime DVD covers suck compared to the interior artwork, hence misleading a lot of people to not bother with that. That or not be aware of what the film itself looks like in reality. I don't know who drew that cover, but it SUCKS. You MUST watch the film itself and not judge it by its cover the same way one would judge Ghost by its cover, something a bit more reasonable.

Also, if you want to draw authentic anime, do not draw manga or illustrations. Probably the truest form of anime is genga cells. You're better off copying from Genga cells or drawing re-interpretations of Genga than you are drawing manga if you want to work in Japanese animation. That's kind of what I think of anime nowadays. I wish there was more genga online, genga galleries and whatnot, but there's a surprising drought of it, and most of it is only available in doujinshi artbook format, with rare pro exceptions available on Amazon America.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Waiting kills me....LITERALLY

God I hate waiting around for things.

It fills me with fear and anxiety, not taking action to better my life.

Sometimes you just gotta grit your teeth and bear it though.

My adoptive parents delay and procrastinate about nearly everything, both important and not.

They waste a lot of time.

So naturally, I'm a very quick reactor. I'm the opposite of my adoptive parents.

LATEST SEARCH QUERY I WISH SOMEONE WROTE AN ARTICLE OR BOOK ABOUT: COMICS-TO-ANIMATION ADAPTATIONS

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Thursday, April 3, 2014

LOL. Whyyy Thankyou Forbes Magazine. Domo

I like your TITLE!

TOO LATE! YOU WROTE IT! CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW! NYEH NYEH!

Hey. HEY! I'm not gettin' PAID for you guys bein' here! EYES CHARITY BANNER ADS...

*Annihilates Charity Banner Ads*

American Animation's CHANGED...MAN!

I could go on.....

Actually I think I will.

I no longer have aspirations to be in the top tier of the American animation industry.

Besides, I find Asia is in a business and cultural animation  climate now equivalent to what American animation was 20, 30 years ago. The Asian market contains elements America lost more than a DECADE ago: Kindness, friendship, Openness, Trust, Honest, Purity, Good will. American animation mostly doesn't have those things, ESPECIALLY in ADULT ANIMATION in America. It's now a bunch of college sophomore kids hacking and trash talking each other, and mindless hype and PR. All hope is lost.

American animation now is untrustworthy. It's unstable, unpredictable, unreliable, untrustworthy, closed off, backstabbing, treacherous. All thanks to rogue animators like Seth MacFarlane and Trey Parker. PURE EVIL!

The American import industry has gone from niche to pop culture, to ghetto-ized by recession from downturns in the Obamamy. The most unreliable economy EVER.

No wonder so many animators are leaving the country.

If you're the big cheese, the head hancho, AKA OBAMA and SETH MACFARLANE (who else is there, right?), don't complain when people leave your precious little "beloved" arrogant as FUCK country in droves to live and work and find better opportunities in foreign markets. YOU'RE the one who drove everybody away and caused that SHIFT. You're own myopic arrogance and selfishness, and lack of respect for the traditionally RIGHT way of doing things. You have no one to blame for driving Americans out of AMERICA, but your SELF.

It's not so much the fact that Seth MacFarlane and Steven Hillenberg (Spongebob) tap dance on the grave of the old Walt Disney, Spielberg, Franco, and Rankin Bass 80s and 90s TV grave in the modern TV Graveyard of the old TV landscape that BOTHERS me.

It's that they do it so GLEEFULLY, like they're raping it or something.

It's as if they smiling, nodding (creepily), then muttering to animators like myself

"How dare you succeed and still have a SOUL"

But a soul you must have, if you're not to become a soulless corporate monster puppet drone.

Bill Watterson was right in his pre-retirement commentary, I agree with a lot of his philosophy and talk of "soulful" and soulless cartoons.

If the animators have no soul, no spirit, the studio won't either, and if a studio doesn't have a soul, neither does the cartoons they make.

A lots changed, but you shouldn't have to kill your own soul just to BE at the top. That's WRONG!

Anime has a soul
Franime has a soul
Pixar has a soul

American primetime does not.

Soulful shows, allow me to elaborate:


  • Are not  built on big budgets. They are built with lots of heart and soul, on MINISCULE BUDGETS to create an epic illusion of grandeur or a product of the heart.
  • They do not make fun. They empathize. You can tell the producer is not a failed V.A. / Comedian.
  • The artwork is beautiful and and of innovative design, of organic origin
  • NO STEREOTYPES! JM Animation in Korea may produce beautiful anime drawings, but their content, their CHARACTER PERSONALITIES are stereotypical as all hell. As smart as they are, they can't figure out when they're being racist, whether it's Avatar or the Boondocks.