Celebrity journalist

Did you guys know I have a LOT of idle gossip stored on dozens of celebrities I've spend time with

I've spent a considerable amount of time with the following celebrities

• Thom Yorke (52) (Music)

• Vincent Chalvon Demersey (57) (TV, Filmmaking)

• Thomas Romain (43) (Animation, TV)

• Savin Yeatman-Eiffel (51) (Filmmaker)

• Aaron McGruder (Cartoonist)

• Kevin Smith (50) (Writer, Filmmaker)

• Jhonen Vasquez (46) (Cartoonist, Animator)

• JR Goldberg (?) (Animator)

• Sasha Obama (20) (Politics)

• Michelle Obama (Politics)

• Michelle Rodriguez (Actress)

• M. Night Shyamalan (Filmmker, Screenwriter)

• Wanda Sykes (Actress, comedian)

• Nick Mele Hanson

• Danny Dante Brasco (Actor, Voice Actor)

• Aki Dearest (Vlogger, Actress)

• Joey The Anime Man (Vlogger)

I slept all day Memorial Day. I'm a tired Soldier

That's pretty much all I have to say about that

Good News, Bad News. Financial problems

 I own 7 debit cards, and they all say the exact thing on the phoneline

"You have a balance of $0.00"

Sucks, but at least I got the plastic bling.

Lessons From Living on My Own

• Don't spend too much money.
• Don't ask too much of your tenants.
• Keep clean, have good hygiene 
• Wash your bedsheets
• Shower every other day
• Don't let your neighbors steal your shit, or mail (that can get people arrested)
• Keep your technology, art, and literature and notepages in order.
• Find a quiet time and place to get things done.
• DoorDash is DoorDash For a reason
• Bum rides from familymembers, private drivers, and friends. Pay them for their driving if necessary. I don't know how to drive, or cook, or clean laundry, so i compensate and find cheaper alternatives to do so.

How's Things, People

Testing testing, one two three. Is anybody out there in the blogosphere?

I'm doing the best piece of modern literature this side of the Trump Blog. No more tweets for you, Trump. You, dear former president of the United States, gotta Blog!