Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Movies I Saw in the Theater, and DIDN'T get gunned down down by a bully hating Gunman!!!

The world isn't THAT big...we're really just ants crawling about with our tiny little lives God could STEP ON at ANY TIME!

I went to the cinema in the 90s. Saw LOTS of movies. Loved it. Here's the official list of films I saw in the theatre, both with family and friends and alone (My parents let me watch movies along when I was 14.

Film Titles (who I saw them with, if anyone).

  • All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 (family)
  • Jurassic Park (family)
  • Aladdin (family)
  • The Lion King (family)
  • Independence Day (family)
  • The Matrix (friends)
  • Twister (family)
  • The X-Files: Fight the Future (solo)
  • The Blair Witch Project (friend)
  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (solo)
  • Anaconda (brother)
  • The Mummy Returns (brother)
  • Spawn (friend)
  • Beauty and the Beast (family)
  • The Care Bares Movie (Mom)
  • Who Famed Roger Rabbit (Family and Friends)
  • Tarzan (Phil Mentor)
  • Godzilla (90s version) (Family)
  • Volcano (Family)
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas (Mom)
  • Young Einstein (Mom)
  • The Witches (Mom)
  • Casper (parents)
  • Jumanji (Don't remember)
  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (family)
  • Kill Bill (most recent) (Rebecca my trainer. Girlfriend? I dunno)
  • Face/Off (Dad)
  • Batman Forever (Dad)
Some visits to theaters and the Cinema were more pleasant than others. The people around you have the power to really ruin the experience for you. When I saw Spawn with my buddy Johnny, the jack ass teenager behind me kept kicking my chair and making kissing sounds becuaase their dumb homophobic spick ass thought we were gay.

The Dark Knight Rises??? Eh??? Seriously theatre goers. You ruin things for everyone when you kick people's chairs. Seriously./ What. The. Fuck. It used to be EASY to see movies and have fun! Are you really being that rude and annoying to your fellow moviegoers that you make them GUN YOU AND E VERYONE ELSE SEEING THE MOVIE DOWN. Thanks for making it political!

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