Sunday, May 17, 2015

Bedtime Story Kids

Gather round children, it is story time. I'm going to tell you the tell of a little JAPANESE artist hidden DEEP within the country of Japan. This artist was a complete racist who deep down HATED AMERICA, HATED FOREIGNERS, HATED JEWS, LIKED NAZISM, and HATED ALL ARTISTS WHO WEREN'T JAPANESE, ESPECIALLY ones who HE COPIED DESIGNS FROM IN SECRET.

I'm not for ruining reps and undeserved career stature, so I'll give him an obscure NICKNAME No one will ever figure out, even in Japan.

Let's call this artist....KITE TUBO.

Anyway, this guy was a HUGE "closet" anti semite, and foreigner hating racist. But he liked YOUNG ARTISTS WHO DREW EXACTLY LIKE HIM AS THOUGH THEY WERE HIS LONG LOST  CHILDREN. OH DID HE LIKE CLONES!

Anyway, long story short, his show eventually got taken off TV and nearly EVERYONE forgot about him completely. And the Yakuza assassinated him for failing at his mission to help Yakuza gang, in its mission to infiltrate American Art and Media. They decapitated all his pet snakes and hung his skin on their wall. Such a sad sad fate for our manga-ka. DeviantART won't tell you about that part...

The End

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