Yes, I know. Some consider me the Master of Shock, in an ironic, misguided kind of way...So I Humbly Present This List of Horror Movies I've Never Watched...

As they were too morbidly gross, slimey, and shocking for even me: The Shock Master JM.

If the Clergy itself banned these films, I probably would not complain

The Blob
The Fly

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Child's Play

Nightmare on Elm Street

Friday the 13th

Natural Born Killers

I can sit through Alien, but the chest bursting scene is pretty borderline obscene in my book