So I walked up to the
prison front door.
"Yes?" The
front gate guard said.
"Yes, is this the
jail where they provide you free room and board, with TV and a laptop and
books, by yourself in a prison cell? I'd
like to rent a cell."
"Son, I don't
think you understand this place, what it's about, OR the justice system. You
have to commit a crime to end up in a jail cell. You can't just
volunteer."
"Does watching
"Girls Gone Wild" count?"
"No."
"Dammit!!!"
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